When I was on the Alan Colmes radio show a couple of months ago, a caller asked me if the US was ready for a zombie president. I, of course, answered that America was not ready for a zombie president, but that America required a zombie be its next president, and that no other alternative was acceptable.
The dignity of comportment. The resolute commitment to put country and eating people’s brain’s first. The complete and total lack of a need to release one’s health records. A zombie president would bring all of these qualities and more to the Oval Office!
Today I learned of a website that has provided the zombie-minded voter with an option. To wit, ZombieJohnMcCain.com provides information about a zombie-version of the Republican candidate running for our nation’s highest office.
ScottKenemore.com 
This “redneck” is writing in Zombie Reagan.
Why would you want a zombie president