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Attention insomniac Denverites: Tomorrow (Thursday) morning at 6am EST (4am Denver time), I will be on the “After Midnight with Rick Barber Show” on KOA 850 AM in Denver, Colorado. I will be Rick’s guest for a full hour, and we will talk about zombies and zombidom!
Apparently, KOA is one of the few stations at 50,000 watts (the largest broadcast-range allowed by the FCC), so you can hear it hundreds of miles away. Rick’s program director says that it can be heard in 38 states, and has an estimated audience of over 1 million people. So anyway, it sounds like you can tune it in even if you live outside of Colorado.
I am excited to do the show, and am trying to think of interesting zombie things to talk about. I haven’t been on the radio since I did the Alan Colmes show a couple of months ago, and that was just for five minutes. This will be a chance to go into zombies in a little more depth!
“There’s just two things I hate… and zombies is both of ’em!” – Mantan Moreland
This coming Sunday will mark 35 years since the passing of Mantan Moreland, a American journeyman actor who attained modest fame in the 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s for playing comic foils, frequently in B-grade horror films. (Probably, his two best known zombie films are King of the Zombies and Revenge of the Zombies.) Horror-wood.com describes Moreland as “an American original whose work in film was usually better than the films themselves.” I can’t put it any better than that.
But too few zombie fans (and horror fans) are familiar with Moreland’s delightful work. I suspect that this is because he is incorrectly lumped-in with actors of his day who perpetuated negative sterotypes. In Moreland’s era, there were actors (with racist names that make me cringe just to type) like Stepin Fetchit and Sleep ‘n Eat who definitely perpetuated stereotypes of African Americans as lazy, dull-witted, and servile. However, Moreland’s performances should not be lumped-in with theirs.
The characters portrayed by Moreland are, generally, resourceful and perceptive. (When he’s in a horror-film, Moreland’s character is usually the first to suspect that monsters might be lurking nearby. [They ARE!])
Moreland’s humorous, easily-flustered characters reacted to zombies (and other monsters) in ways that were funny to watch. (That was usually the point of the film–or at least what the filmmakers were counting on to be funny and entertaining.) This comedian-encountering-monster setup was an accepted formula for many comic-horror films of the time, regardless of the race of the actors involved.
So I feel like there’s a double-standard when people call Moreland’s films racist. It’s like, Bob Hope can stammer and bug-out his eyes when he sees a zombie (as he, in fact, does in films like the 1940 horror-comedy The Ghost Breakers), and that’s perfectly fine. But when Mantan Moreland does the exact same thing, it’s racist? What?
I guess the characters Moreland plays can be said to be “servile” in that they’re usually butlers or chauffeurs or what-have-you, but you’ve got to remember that it was 1939. If Moreland’s character had been the Vice President of the United States, the film wouldn’t even have been called King of the Zombies, it would have been called Holy Crap!!! Black Vice-President!!! or something. The zombies would have been incidental.
But I think the greatest vindication of Mantan Moreland (and his work) comes from his peers in Hollywood. When Shemp Howard died in 1955, Mantan was seriously considered as an addition to the Three Stooges. And Bill Cosby (an actor who definitely has zero-tolerance for negative portrayals of African Americans) cast Moreland to play his uncle in the original 1969-1971 Bill Cosby Show.
Anyhow, I think Moreland was a great comedic actor, and that many of his zombie films are worth watching, especially if you like “classic” zombies (that is, Haitian Voodoo zombies who are under a shaman’s command–as opposed to reanimated corpses who want to eat your brain). To learn more about him, I heartily recommend this article: “B-Horror’s Humorous Hero.”
Yesterday I was contacted by a guy who has created a parody video for “Perfect Day” using attendees at a British zombie convention held earlier this month. I think it’s delightful, and am happy to share it here.
First, here is the original video.
Note: While you may appear to see zombies in the first video, please be assured that they are only Lou Reed and David Bowie.
Full Disclosure: I was invited to be a contributor to Zombie CSU, and then my contribution was cut in the editing process. Probably, it is not possible to objectively review a book after this has happened to you. However, Zombie CSU is an interesting tome that deserves a review, so I’m gonna give it a go.
Jonathan Mayberry’s Zombie CSU (published this month by Citadel Press) is a long, low love-song to all things zombie. It is a compendium of musings, interviews, and artwork (by many, many artists). It is an orgy of opinion, discussion, facts, and conjectures about zombies. And it does, rather loosely, contain information about how law enforcement officials might hypothetically seek to fight zombies. (Mayberry’s real-world “experts” give every appearance of being culled from groups of neighbors and friends he knows personally in rural Pennsylvania. Perhaps this must be so. [I wonder how long you could keep your job as a real police commissioner somewhere if you let it be widely known that you fancy yourself “the national expert on handling hypothetical zombie attacks…”])
When I told my friend Chris that there was going to be a book called Zombie CSU, he conjectured that you would have to be the worst cop in the world to happen upon a crime perpetrated by zombies (farmhouse door ripped down, valuables left untouched, residents’ brains eaten) and need to “call in a special squad” to figure out what had happened. If you can’t get a hunch or something from all the brainless bodies, then dude, it’s time to think about a new career…
Happily, Mayberry does not long mediate upon these technical points. Rather, he makes the bulk of the book a rollicking and delightful collage of zombie information. I was most interested in his lists of best and worst zombie films. (I get the impression he has seen even more zombie films that I have, which is saying something…) I was also interested in his brief meditation on sexually exploitative zombie-themed media, and wished he had explored it at greater length. (Zombies have no place for racism, but what about sexism? Zombies don’t seem to discriminate based upon sex, but could appearances be misleading? And does the zombie-fan community mirror zombies themselves on this subject by not being sexist, or is there a double-standard? Clearly, there is more here for someone to write about.)
Final Assessment: I think it’s a good book. In taking such a wide and eclectic survey, Mayberry has done a sort of study in “zombie phenomenology.” Zombie-culture evolves, you see. And if a cultural historian in the distant future needs to know “What was zombie-culture like back in 2008?” then he or she will need look no further than Zombie CSU for a definitive answer.
Not every post on this blog will be about zombies, and today I want to write a post about Travis Barker.
Barker is one of the most important living drummers, and on Friday he was in a plane crash that killed several people and put him in critical condition.
Barker is known for playing with many groups, including Blink 182, and one of my favorite bands, the Transplants.
Think you haven’t seen Barker before? Well, if you watched the Superbowl this year, then think again. Remember the silhouetted drummer you saw playing crazily over the opening sequence graphics? That was Travis Barker.
In technical drumming terms, I think Barker’s biggest innovation has been the addition (in a traditional four-beat) of an extra hi-hat note, performed with the left hand, on the “and” of the “four” in each alternating measure. You can hear him play it on songs like “Sad But True” and “Quick Death” by the Transplants. But the beat gets picked up by everybody, and is really, really influential.
Barker has been a big influence on my drumming personally, and I hope that he recovers and gets well soon. I am totally bummed about this!
My favorite writer of all time is H.P. Lovecraft. He wrote wonderful horror stories, science-fiction stories, poems, and at least one story about zombie-like creatures coming out of graveyards to feed on the living.
I am also a sucker for Lovecraft-related merch. I have an Arkham, MA sticker on my car, and a Miskatonic University sweatshirt I sometimes wear. Anyhow, the other day I purchased a Miskatonic University lapel-pin over the internet. It arrived a little over a week ago, and I started wearing it on my lapel.
Since then, in the course of my travels in-and-around the city of Chicago, several people have stopped me and commented on it. Their comments can be summarized thusly:
1 Person – “Oh hey. Miskatonic University. Cool!”
7 People – “Go Michigan!”/”Go Wolverines!”
And actually, one of the people in the latter group (I met him at a conference in the Loop) was an employee of the University of Michigan.
Alas, the adventure continues…